shadowsformfromthechandelier:

Supernatural

Doctor Who

Sherlock

Destiel

Johnlock

Grunge/retro/soft grunge/ disposable

The Fantastic Foursome

Disney/ Adventure time

Pop Punk bands (All Time Low, Mayday Parade etc etc)

I WILL LOVE YOU 5EVA IF YOU FOLLOWED ME BACK

 

Sorry, nobody down here but the FBI’s most unwanted.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

jenniwrenninorlando:

Went to visit my friend’s apartment in Patterson and LOOK WHAT I FOUND!

a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident

presumably-in-no-kuntrol:

Oh my.

kill-natalie:

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

I just said “that’s brilliant” aloud.

jamietheignorantamerican:

“A Quick Doodle I did in Class”

“One Hour Speedpaint”

“My pen pressure was off when I drew this”

“Art is just a Hobby for me, I just do it in my freetime.”

“I’m only 13 years old.”

“I did this in Microsoft Paint.”

Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.

thugkitchen:

You won’t be stressing this summer if you’re sipping on this tasty glass of general badassery. The antioxidant loaded in theses blackberries will make sure free radicals aren’t fucking up your day. And the bourbon? YOU EARNED THAT SHIT.

BLACKBERRY BOURBON FIZZ

5 blackberries

5 ice cubes

1 shot of bourbon

¾ cup cold ginger ale (none of that high fructose corn syrup, aspartame nonsense either. Get good shit that has fucking ginger root as an ingredient)

¼ cup cold club soda  (optional)

Put the blackberries in the bottom of a tall glass and mash them around with a spoon. Keep some big chunks because it looks cool. Add the ice and then the bourbon, ginger ale, and club soda. I like adding club soda because it keeps it tasting refreshing as fuck but you can save some cash and just add more ginger ale. Garnish with fresh basil if you are trying to impress somebody.

Serves 1 but invite a fucking friend, no need to drink alone

We made this for our friend Dara over at Cosmo.com

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

jakemalik:

someone is at the door omg

whoreisawhoreisawinchester:

iguanamouth:

i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else

and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie

and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really look like

matzoballer:

your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi

Why Am I Still Awake: A Biography

By  芹沢あい